IT’S A HOLD UP!!

I’m actually taking about hold ups versus tights. Is it just me who has issues with the two?

Up until 2009, I can safely say I had never touched a pair of hold ups. Oh the shame. Tights were the hosiery of choice for my pins.

But after sitting at my desk all day I suddenly felt a stomach cramp coming on. I roll down the tops of my tights you see as I’m not a fan of the boob shelf look.

The naughty tights that I trusted for so long has begun to hurt me…that was it, i had to find an alternative. Why should anyone tolerate discomfort?

 The problem was I didn’t know the difference between hold ups and stockings. I thought they were synonyms! So, I strutted to Marks & Spencers ready to grill the stern woman in the womenswear department. Only problem was that I chickened out and just asked where the stockings were. She replied: “Stockings? Are they still in fashion? We haven’t stocked them in years!”

I left feeling slightly confused. After all, didn’t all ladies ready for a night of seduction wear stockings? How could Marks, hosiery shop of choice, not stock these sexy items? Time for an internet search….

It should have been obvious. Doh! Hold ups, stay up by themselves. Stockings, however, require a garter belt. I was enlightened!

I discovered that hold ups can be bought anywhere but that it’s trickier to find stockings…so where did I go? Ann Summers of course. Job done. Got all gartered up and ready to go.

And it’s pure pleasure. Feel more ladylike at once. Oh and you don’t get the stomach cramps which is ALWAYS a plus!

Here’s a little clip I discovered on how to wear tights with style….

GLADIATOR-KING OF ALL SANDALS?

Gladiator sandals. They are everywhere.

When I got mine, say back in February, I was one step ahead of the fashion pack.

Now I am wishing I had thought of another summer sandal.

So what do I do? Go and buy another pair of course. All silver and studded. They are scrumptious.

Luscious silver sandals

 

But I always fall into this trap. I simply love embellishments; I go weak at the knees and run to the till, pay up and pop on.

 

 

 

The inevitable happens. A bead falls off. Part of me dies inside. I have an OCD thing with shoes you see. How can I wear a shoe when I know a part, albeit miniscule, is missing?

Arghhhhhhhhhhh.

I consider taking the shoes back and getting another pair but the same WILL happen.

Instead, like the obsessed person I am, I stay in on a Saturday afternoon sewing the beads back on my sandal ONE by ONE.

Does this make me sad? VERY. Am I happy? YES.

I went for a walk in Knoll Park yesterday, and wore them and guess what ? EVERY bead stayed on! Woooooooooooo.

I think to myself…I must learn from this experience. DO NOT buy anything with pretty beading on it – it WILL cause you angst.

And I’ve just bought a gorgeous beaded bag from Accessorize. Whoops.

It´s been a long time baby…

BUT I AM BACK!!

Sorry about the lack of blog action, got delayed by some intense journalism assessments and BBC work placement (which is ridiculously cool).

But that does not mean that I have kept my beady eye off the fashion stakes. OH NO…

Now I know this story is just over a week old but i have to mention it, it makes me laugh:

“TROUSERGATE: FASHION´S MOST ACIDIC ROW IN 15 YEARS”

Even the headline is overly dramatic!!

WHAT HAPPENED?

Well…Giorgio Armani accused Dolce and Gabbana of copying him at Milan Fashion Week.

You would have thought these two were grown up enough not to squabble. Oh no!

The row apparently started when D&G were showing off their new quilted silk trousers (yes you did read that right).

Armani, the little scamp, then kicked off as he brought out trousers with the same design. SHOCK HORROR.

D&G (not sure whether it was D or G or both here) then said that they would never have copied Armani´because he has nothing to teach them´.

How catty. It makes me giggle.

Armani is then reported to have said “now they copy, later they learn”.

In my head, he is jumping up with wild hand movements saying this in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice. I do realise that this is extremely unlikely.

But wait, I´m not done…D&G said the following about Armani:

“He has never been a source of inspiration for us and we stopped seeing his shows years ago.” OUCH.

The world of men´s fashion is highly amusing!

P.sssssss. i saw the D&G model David Gandy sitting opposite me on a completely empty tube train just before xmas. That really is absolutely fabulous!In case you don´t know who he is…here is a little video…

Super Sale

sale

I admit it. These sales are killing me.

I have no money apres christmas and there are such great sales this year…they are taunting me.

Take this grey high waisted pencil skirt from ASOS.com. It’s is divine. It’s now ridiculously cheap and I can’t buy it. Can you?

Other favourite sale websites of mine are:

French Connection

All Saints

Miss Selfridge

Pre-Christmas…

I decided to treat myself.

French Connection have a college style black cardigan. It goes with EVERYTHING.

I found it on sale. 30% off. Result.

But that is as far as it goes for me – go shop for my sake and enjoy the sales!!!!

Hitting the slopes..

After a quick skiing trip, i’m back…But naturally it was all in the name of this blog.

Pyrenees

Slope Fashion

When people think of Barcelona, they think chic, colourful fashion.

And you wouldn’t be disappointed. The Pyrenees are choc a block full of cool spaniards donning a myriad of colours.

Rule of thumb: The more colourful the better. In fact, garish is a skier’s dream!!

SKI FASHION:

Flourescent pink trousers

All in one white suit covered in multicoloured swirls

Oh and my favourite – A zebra print ski jacket. Divine.

Don’t get me started on the headscarves. They range from the cool to the totally bizarre.

But that’s the point. Anything goes.

It seems the slopes let you free your inhibitions. Clothes wise that is!

However, comfort also matters a great deal. Let me tell you…those ski boots are not comfy. After doing my first run each day, I felt like dying from crippling cramp from doing them up too tight!

But when you get into the swing of things ( and loosen your boots) there is nothing like it. Plus a good pair of apres ski boots will always help!

Helmet wise – you don’t have to, but you should. Better safe than sorry eh?! My helmet is a gorgeous sleek black and gold, with faint fleur de lis panels on each side. When head protection looks that good, you don’t mind!

So if you are thinking of hitting the slopes anytime soon and think you can just chill out in sports gear, you are wrong!

Clothes have never been more important. It’s just another catwalk but you are on a pair of skis!

Blue Suede Shoes

Well purple actually but it got your attention didn’t it?!

But why o why do I have them? Well..

MY VERY OWN SHOE EMERGENCY

I was about to go out to a birthday party of a friend of mine.

We were going to Hoxton, I love the area. But since no tube station is that close…I knew that I would be walking.

My stiletto black shoe boots needed to be re-healed. What does a London woman do?! Ah yes..there is a cobblers just next to Topshop Oxford Circus.

BRILLIANT NEWS.

So there I am. Waiting. £5, absolutely fine. Then BHAM. “er miss, I dont know whether you’ve realised..but the heel on one of the shoes is a bit loose and I wouldn’t want you to go out and then have the heel break and you break your neck”.

ME NEITHER!!

Popped into Topshop as you do and scoured the store for some funky replacements. Tried on variety of strange footwear. Liked none.

Then saw the purple suede shoes. Kinda like shoe boots with a purple fabric bow and some chunky heels.

“Do you have a size 8?” I asked timidly. They never have that size. My fault for being so tall.

YES YES YES! They did! woooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Fitted like a glove, super comfy, fit on the foot.

I fell in love.

Am still in love.

Lovely shoes.

P.S. according to this purple suede shoes are for men too.

It’s been a busy week…

I’ve been rushed off my feet so apologies for lack of posts this past week! (that rhymes!)

My anonymity essay has to be handed in today and Public Admin work tomorrow so fashion news had to be put on hold. But no more. It’s Christmas time, lets indulge ourselves in fashion.

HEADLINE NEWS

- 50% off Office shoes- so get down there!

 - ASOS and Miss Selfridge are doing the most incredible online sales, you need to see them. FREE delivery!

UPDATE

The House of Commons reporting day was amazing. Absolutely loved it. Took an amazing photo within the grounds of Big Ben, the Millennium Wheel and their Xmas tree. Will upload it asap.

Found an ITV crew doing live reporting from there and chatted to the crew. Really lovely. Correspondant- very smartly dressed, however, his make up was far too thick.

Perhaps should reconsider the white trenchcoat next time. Was unecessarily cold at times. Shivering in lobby, goose pumps in conference room, you get the idea.

PARTY

Was my best friend’s (of Barry M Fame-she met him actually!) birthday party on Saturday. Had a good time. Dressed in purple concession dress from Topshop. Very vintage and ‘romantic’. I loved it. Early Christmas present from my mum in fact. Wore yummy purple suede shoes. But i’ll tell you all about them in my next post…Bet you can’t wait.